This is the story of the blonde flying
in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies.
She, frantic, calls out a
May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart
attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help
me!"
She hears a voice over the radio
saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear.
I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience
with this kind of problem.
'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine!
Give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support
Obama."
"O.K." says the voice on the
radio....
"Our Father...Who art in
Heaven.."
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